What Else Could U Be? Of Course It's Unicorns!

By - April 24, 2013

How could it not be?  A long time ago, Ashlee asked me to describe some of our adventures of living on Planet Unicorn. Now, in order for you to understand this, you need to see one of these little gems of Planet Unicorn so you know what I’m talking about. So, here’s a clip from Planet Unicorn:

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/WcZAVTc94SE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Ashlee asked about our adventures. I don’t know what they would be, but I’m pretty sure they would involve us saving the planet from the toxic gas caused by a band of alien kangaroos defecating into our air as their ship entered our planet. The kangaroos are sneaky and tactful, and they would land in the night so that we would not know they were there. They would begin to poop all over our planet, a gross poop fatal to anyone who inhales it’s putrid fumes. Luckily for us, inside our horns we store gas masks, so would just project them onto our faces. Then, we would find the kangaroos, and Cadillac would turn into a bike and run them over. It’s so lucky he can turn into a bike.

Planet Unicorn, heeeeey.

What would you do if you were a magical unicorn for a day?