T is for Tail Envy

By - April 23, 2013

For some time now, I've been promising to do a blog post to explain my fondest dream, and I'm finally going to make good on that oath. Ever since I can remember, I have been fascinated with the idea of having a tail. Unfortunately for me, for every plastic surgeon I've heard of that offers boob jobs, none seem to offer tail installation. Read more »

Snow

By - April 22, 2013

It rarely snows in the South. That said, those unlikely days when it does are when I most can't stand to live here... Read more »

Rubbed Out by Reality (TV, That Is)

By - April 20, 2013

I found one reality show that toes the fine line of reality crazy and pushes even the most willing reality show viewer to think maybe, just maybe, it's not what they're selling it as. Read more »

Capital Q's and Other Atrocities

By - April 19, 2013

The capital letter Q accounts for a lot of things, and one of them is trauma. This might sound like a lot of nonsense, but I promise you, it's not! Read more »

P is for When PIGS Fly

By - April 18, 2013

Ah, how fondly we all remember the dire warnings of imminent pandemic that would overtake us all as our precious porkers gave us the piggie cooties. Anyhow, though the crisis has passed, I decided that in the interest of constant vigilance, I would tell you all what to look for and how to protect yourselves against...you know what...in case the Hamchitis ever comes back again. Read more »